Saturday, September 20, 2014

5/20/14: THE BRO CODE

Fellow bros, you know what the bro code is, maybe not all the rules, but at least what it is. 

And if you're a lady, you may not know what we're talking about, but bros, I will be breaking a rule in The Bro Code and revealing some of the rules to ladies.

These are the most important and main ones to follow to be an actual, true bro.

The Bill of Bros

1) Always Have Your Bros' Backs. No Expectations.
The best bros are always there for their other bros, no matter what, because each and every bro deserves the support, loyalty, and care from his other bros. 
2) Do Not Fail as a Wingman
When you're given this position, be cool, confident, and try your best. Remember, you're doing it for your bro, not for yourself. Pick up ladies on your own time, but you must be persistent with your wingman obligations no matter where it goes. 
3) Single-Term Wingman Duties
Connected to #2, your, luckily, only are required being a wingman one time or a wingman one time per social event. 
4) Bros Must Respect Your Bros' Families and Belongings
Not only do you want your bros to think your a true bro, you want their families, especially their parents, too. Also, don't bother with their belongings without permission, as many belongings are special to your bros. 
5) Non-Athletic or Non-Sport Bros Situations-Solver
If a bro is non-athletic or not a sports bro, respect it, and make yourself not as good to make it better for your bro. 
6) Ladies Proven as a Bro May Be Let In, But Not Told The Bro Code
Ladies that are chosen worthy can be let in to the bro group, but never, ever revealed anything about The Bro Code. I broke this rule today for ladies may read this. 
7) Self-Esteem Booster
Your bro feeling down? Always help a bro with self-confidence if there're struggles.
8) Promises Must Be Kept
Pretty self-explanatory.
9) Bromance
Bromances may be kept, but only between your closest bros, for they may go out of hand. Just don't over the top.
10) Names
"Bro," "dude," "bruh," "brah," "man" are the best names to call your bros. Others may or may not be acceptable depending on your bros' opinions.

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